I am Geoffrey: Another dumb story I wrote because yes.

 I have been getting random bursts of inspiration to shit out dumb stories. Here's another one.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSH5XmB3fZS3qNvldZsi7_jDj0uoBv1fplKSCxQysagu_rpmI9tvw2mGtzy5ytjOr9CuB2vY2xRVcWq/pub

Rose Bushes: A story I wrote because yes.

 So I haven't posted anything here in over 3 years and honestly, I can't really promise frequent posts. I won't go so far as to say I'll never post here again but I really don't see myself posting here other than suddenly getting an idea and regurgitating it here. So... I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. 

Enough of that, here's a story I wrote. I had the idea swirling in my head for a year now and yesterday I decided to sit down and just write it. Here you go:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTbl1tHr85nVRROXLnxNP79YIbeTTQPPR7Tj7PvVoX347rRfM1O-TJbIcMnX6cNaQ/pub

26112010.wad (A Doom Creepypasta)

I am a huge Doom fan. I often browse the internet for Doom wads. But no matter how many wads play, there is one incident I still can't forget nor make sense of.

The Military Masacre

I'm John Parker. I work for the US Marines. We've been hot on the trail of a maniac for about a month now. On my last scouting mission, I found a journal. It belonged to my friend who I haven't seen for some time. I'm now going to tell you its contents. Why? Because if anyone thinks too lightly of our mission or meets the maniac, he should at least know what his up against.

15 July, 2019
Today our commander said during assembly "I need someone to volunteer for a military project." My friend Flynn volunteered. He was then taken away somewhere. I didn't think too much of it. It was probably some top-secret mission.


20 July, 2019
I haven't seen my friend for 5 days now. I'm starting to get curious. Maybe he left for some missions while the rest of us were asleep?


22 July 2019
Joey said something interesting today. He said that the government is doing a top secret experiment to make some kind of super soldier. We laughed. Joey often made up ridiculous tales. A super soldier? Was he saying the government is trying to make Captain America real? It did get a few smiles in our soldier though.


1 August, 2019
Last night I was woken up by a nightmare. On my way to the bathroom, I thought I heard banging noises coming from somewhere. I followed them as best as I could to discover that they seemed to come from a wall. This doesn't make any sense. Maybe it was just my tiredness playing tricks on me.


17 August, 2019
I'm getting increasingly worried about Flynn. I haven't seen or heard from him since the day he volunteered. What exactly did he volunteer for? Joey's Captain America theory seems more possible the more I think about it. What am I thinking? This is ridiculous. There's no way that Joey's made-up conspiracy theory could be true.


9 September, 2019.
It's been raining for a couple of days now. It's raining today too. I still haven't seen Flynn. Did he die in a mission? I should probably forget about him. It's better that way.


21 September, 2019.
I was woken up by a loud noise last night. It seemed like a single gunshot. It seemed to have come from somewhere close. But when I looked around I didn't see anything out of the ordinary.


25 September, 2019.
I was woken up by another gunshot. This time it wasn't just one, It was 5 or 6. The first woke me up. I looked around and still didn't see anything out of the ordinary. Then I heard 2 more. I rushed out of bed, picked up my pistol and searched my room and the area around it. I couldn't find anything. I heard 2 more shots. I tried to follow the sound but came to dead end.


10 October 2019.
Am I going crazy? I keep hearing noises at night. But when I try to follow them I seem to keep coming to a dead end. All of the noises seem to come from a wall.


13 February 2020.
I now know what made the noises. I saw Flynn today but he was different. He was clad in a green armor and a bike helmet. He shot down a wall that I assume held a secret passage to some military research center and came out of it with a rocket launcher. He had a weird, almost beastly look in his eyes. His body looked like he was on steroids.

Before anyone had time to react, Flynn to out an AK-47 and began to gun down everyone in sight. I took cover behind the counter in our mess hall. Joey tried to stop him with a knife but he dodged at almost an inhuman speed. He quickly shot Joey with a shotgun he held in his left hand. I somehow managed to escape this monster.

14 February 2020.                             
The government has deployed its military forces to stop Flynn. I know for a fact that he isn't a human anymore. I saw him destroy a tank single-handed. I few more soldiers fired rockets at him but he dodged them easily. He then pumped shells into their skulls. I'm doing my best to survive and stay out of his way.

16 February, 2020.
I'm currently hiding in a old warehouse. Flynn can't be stopped. He isn't a man but a monster. He alone is responsible for the deaths of 500 soldiers. I know I won't be safe here. I saw him kill 25 soldiers just yesterday. Just before he had killed the last soldier he said "You demons should've just stayed in hell." He then killed the last soldier with his chainsaw. If anyone is reading this, I hope it helps you to survive this monster code-named "Doom Guy."

The End

Darsie: A Crap Story

Before you read this and bang your head on how stupid this story is, I want to say, that this is something I'd like to call a crap story. Yes, this story is bad and illogical. This is because I wrote it like this on purpose. With that in mind, here's my first (and probably last) crap story.

                                                     Darsie
Once upon a time, in the year 2015, there lived a princess named Darsie in Idiot Land. She really liked to eat cake. She ate cake every single day. Then one day, she ran out of cake. So she decided to enter a contest. The contestants had to pick fruits from trees that grew on stone walls. The first prize was a magic seed. If you planted or ate this seed nothing will happen at all. The 2nd price was a slice of 3-month old pizza. It magically causes food poisoning when someone eats it. The 3rd prize was a body soap. This magic soap was made with a lot of magic alkaline chemicals. It hurts you when you touch it like magic!

Princess  Darsie, took part in the contest because she wanted to eat cake. She picked a lot of fruits. The fruits she picked weighed OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! milligrams. She put them in a barrel and rolled down Mt.Everest. She lost the contest because the barrel somehow traveled the world and hit the judge on the head and killed him.

Darsie was sad. She couldn't eat cake. Suddenly her wish-granting fairy goat came and gave her some cake. She happily eat the cake. But, alas! The cake was sugar-free. She became so angry at the cake that she became a Super Stupid-5! She then left on a heroic journey to save the universe from the Sun, the Moon, the stars and the ultimate evil.

In her journey she defeated all her foes. At last she faced the ultimate evil, her text books! After a long and hard fight with her text books, she finally triumphed. When she returned home she realized that she was allergic to everything in existence. She then blew her nose and died.
THE END

Well, that was my first crap story. I hope you enjoyed it.
Thanks for tolerating!

HOM World

                             HOM World


I'm a huge fan of Doom. I've played every game released, watched the movie and read the novel. I made a lot of maps too. I've finished every game at least 10 times. I often mess around while playing Doom single player using various cheat codes and console commands on my source port.
One night, I was messing around in Doom, as usual. However I soon got bored. That's when I had an idea. I thought " I wonder how far away from the map can I go using the no clipping cheat? " I entered the code and ran straight out of the map.


After running around for a few minutes, I found myself back near the map. I didn't give up. I tried again, but got the same result. I kept trying again and again and again. I ended up back near the map every single time.

At this point I was frustrated. I was running around in circles outside the map. This is when I decided that there is one way I can not get sent back to the map. I used a code that gives me all weapons with full ammo. I took out the rocket launcher and rushed outside the map. Once outside, I fired a rocket and followed it. I figured, this way, I'd go straight and not go back to the map by accident.
This was working! I was going further and further from the map. This is when the game stared to act a little weird. The rocket I was following suddenly exploded like it had hit something. I fired a few more rocket, which seemed to have hit an invisible wall and exploded. I walked slowly ahead and crossed that invisible wall. I fired a rocket which went straight ahead without exploding. I then used another rocket so that I don't wander back to the map.

I was moving forward for quite a while now. I occasionally ran into a few invisible walls but I was able to pass them the same way I had passed the first one. After moving on like this for what seemed to be an hour I started to take damage. It was like I had wandered into some sort of poison. I quickly entered a cheat that makes me invincible to almost all kinds of damage and moved on.
I was quite curious as to why I was taking damage so I kept on going and going and going. I felt like I was going on forever. Suddenly I heard a loud and distorted version of a Cyber Demon's scream. This spooked me, but I did not stop. I kept going and going. I heard the footsteps of the Cyber Demon getting closer and closer. I soon reached a HOM room with my character inside.

When I approached the character, he suddenly made a loud death sound and turned into a pile of pixelated mess. I say my HP turn to -99%. I became worried and looked at the HUD. Doomguy's face was gone. In it's place was a bright red skull. I checked my saved games, they were all replaced files named "You shouldn't have come here." I tried to load one of the files but I got this message " It's too late to turn back now! "

I tried frantically to get away from the room but I couldn't move my character. I heard the distorted footsteps of the Cyber Demon get closer and closer. I tried to start a new game but I got the message " After death there's only nothingness. " I tried to quit but I got the message                                           " NOHOPE!NOHOPE!NOHOPE! "

Soon a distorted and glitchy Cyber Demon appeared in front of me and let out a scream. He then fired a glitcy rocket. I saw my character turn into a mess of blood, bones and pixels. Soon after that the game crashed and I got this message " Fatal error: Cannot Execute Script D13H0ML19
The game has ended itself." After this incident I still play Doom a lot. But I never go outside of the maps borders.

Well that was my very first creepypasta. I hope you enjoyed it.
Thanks for reading!