Before you read this and bang your head on how stupid this story is, I want to say, that this is something I'd like to call a crap story. Yes, this story is bad and illogical. This is because I wrote it like this on purpose. With that in mind, here's my first (and probably last) crap story.
upon a time, in the year 2015, there lived a princess named Darsie in
Idiot Land. She really liked to eat cake. She ate cake every single day.
Then one day, she ran out of cake. So she decided to enter a contest.
The contestants had to pick fruits from trees that grew on stone walls.
The first prize was a magic seed. If you planted or ate this seed
nothing will happen at all. The 2nd price was a slice of 3-month old
pizza. It magically causes food poisoning when someone eats it. The 3rd
prize was a body soap. This magic soap was made with a lot of magic
alkaline chemicals. It hurts you when you touch it like magic!
Darsie, took part in the contest because she wanted to eat cake. She
picked a lot of fruits. The fruits she picked weighed OVER NINE
THOUSAND!!!!!! milligrams. She put them in a barrel and rolled down
Mt.Everest. She lost the contest because the barrel somehow traveled the
world and hit the judge on the head and killed him.
sad. She couldn't eat cake. Suddenly her wish-granting fairy goat came
and gave her some cake. She happily eat the cake. But, alas! The cake
was sugar-free. She became so angry at the cake that she became a Super
Stupid-5! She then left on a heroic journey to save the universe from
the Sun, the Moon, the stars and the ultimate evil.
In her journey
she defeated all her foes. At last she faced the ultimate evil, her
text books! After a long and hard fight with her text books, she finally
triumphed. When she returned home she realized that she was allergic to
everything in existence. She then blew her nose and died.
Well, that was my first crap story. I hope you enjoyed it.
Thanks for tolerating!